1. If he farts, does he just float away?

  2. Seen here kicking off his 2014 Anal Sounding Tour.

  3. “Who wants to see this thing in my ass?”
    *Wild cheering*

  4. meeps!

    So impressions of Justin Bieber peeing in a jailhouse toilet is a thing now…?

  5. Sure, he’s Puerto Rican, but can’t you just hear him saying “They’re always after me Lucky Charms”?

  6. Yippee!! I’ve got a rich girlfriend!

  7. Mellllzy


  8. “VooooooLARé! Ohhh, oh!”

  9. His best songs feature the sounds of him shitting himself

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