If he farts, does he just float away?
Seen here kicking off his 2014 Anal Sounding Tour.
“Who wants to see this thing in my ass?”
So impressions of Justin Bieber peeing in a jailhouse toilet is a thing now…?
Sure, he’s Puerto Rican, but can’t you just hear him saying “They’re always after me Lucky Charms”?
Yippee!! I’ve got a rich girlfriend!
“VooooooLARé! Ohhh, oh!”
Explanation of this joke for the under-40 crowd:
His best songs feature the sounds of him shitting himself
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