1. Cindy: “Oh, come on! That wasn’t a slap! HIT ME!”

  2. “You got a little something on your face. Right there *slaps*

    “Ow! Goddamnit! That’s my mole. I’ve had it forever.”

    “Really? I hadn’t noticed.”

  3. kravdan

    Does Mr. Cindy Crawford have to smack a bitch?

  4. fred

    25 years ago I thought that mole was sexy. Now, every time I look at it I want to burn it off her smoldering face with a commercial grade blow torch. Shit. Did I just say that out loud?

  5. “My wrist keeps bending this way…Does it mean I’m gay?”

  6. pillsy

    ‘West Hollywood” Ha! Marmont or my name isn’t your friendly pharmaceutical wholesaler

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