Cindy: “Oh, come on! That wasn’t a slap! HIT ME!”
“You got a little something on your face. Right there *slaps*
“Ow! Goddamnit! That’s my mole. I’ve had it forever.”
“Really? I hadn’t noticed.”
Does Mr. Cindy Crawford have to smack a bitch?
25 years ago I thought that mole was sexy. Now, every time I look at it I want to burn it off her smoldering face with a commercial grade blow torch. Shit. Did I just say that out loud?
“My wrist keeps bending this way…Does it mean I’m gay?”
‘West Hollywood” Ha! Marmont or my name isn’t your friendly pharmaceutical wholesaler
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Cindy Crawford and Randy Gerber in West Hollywood. (March 5, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN