Why is Prince William in the queue with Sean Penn? Look closely, you’ll find him.
I seems customs has no issues letting celebrities traffic Haitian children
“Has anyone seen my old leather bag? It’s really beat up, but I’ve had it since I was a kid. Her name is Madonna”
Now that Haiti is all fixed the happy Sean Penn starts his new life with Charlieze Theron.
One man, One bag, and only enough time to save one. This summer, Sean Penn is heading for Baggage Claim!
He even looks mad at the baggage carousel.
I think he’s trying to scare the shit out of the other bags so it’ll be easier to find his.
I think he’s mad at having to stand next to regular people.
Over 50 movie roles, and 2 Oscars and he’s still flying commercial? I mean, I can understand Kelly Clarkson and Anders Breivik. But Sean Penn?
“Get your “Mr. Hands” off my luggage!”
“STAND UP STRAIGHT CORKY AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMNED BAG!”
I wish someone would recognize me so I could tell them to fuck off
“Hmmm…this black one might be OK…no wait, I think I see a brown one coming up the chute…Oh, EUREKA! That charcoal one looks hotter tan fuck. I think I’ll grab that one…”
“I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can’t stand it any longer. It’s the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I’ve somehow been infected by it.”
This is the same guy who has banged Charlize and Scarlett, right?
Why the hell does he look like a miserable Hobbit?
Because he IS a miserable hobbit
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