Little did the young Japanese boy, Nagitito, realize, just how serious the fallout was until he awoke from bed that morning…
Other than having one eye 6 inches closer to the camera than the other, he looks pretty good for 80. Especially considering that I thought he was dead.
Gorbachev: “Once I removed my glass eye and stuck it in my ass before the proctologist examined me. When he walked in I bent over and using my best Bogart impression said, ‘Here’s looking at you, kid!’ We laughed our asses off and then went out and killed a hooker. True story.”
I salute you, Sir.
So did Arnie look at his head and say “Eeeets notta twoomaah”?
“Gorbie,tear down that birthday”
“Who the fuck invited all these Hollywood has-beens to my god-damned motherfucking birthday party?”
Zombie-Reagan had a previously scheduled engagement so he invited a bunch of other Hollywood corpses.
“I’m old as fuck but I’m still hotter than Goldie Hawn and Sharon Stone… so THERE!”
Gorbachev, nostalgic for the old days of the Soviet Union, waited in line for over 7 hours to get into his own birthday party.
…where he dined on a stale loaf of bread and a beat.
…only by the time he got there they were out of beets.
…and his whole family had been sent to a Siberian gulag by the time he got home
he saw Sarah Palin from his house, too bad his aim isn’t what it used to be…
is that a map of Florida?
Well spotted, that is indeed a map of Florida. How humiliating it must be for a former Soviet leader to have a picture of Amerca’s whang prominently displayed on his noggin.
This man changed the world. I won’t dis Gorby.
If by “changed the world” you mean ” was bent over and assfucked by Ronald Regan” then yes, he did. I guess he had the last laugh though, what with still being alive and all.
He’s not some cheap fame-whore. Let’s have some respect here.
I actually respect him more than Sarah Palin.
I’ll be damned, fat alcoholics age well. Yahooooo!
The left side of his face is at least one size larger.
I remember the good times we spent together, hanging out in the balcony, making fun of their wacky antics and bad jokes. Ah, memories.
Was that a Muppets reference?
That beet soup diet is doing wonders for him…he doesn’t look a day over 79.
“If I knew all of this corpse-like American actors were going to start coming to my birthday parties and drinking all of the vodka, I would have never allowed the Soviet Union to be dissolved!”
Shortly after this photograph was taken, a fly landed on the camera lens but it was no match for Gorbachev’s long, sticky tongue.
Just think … if I wasn’t such a pushover … I’d still be running the show … of an irradiated country …. but …. running the show … pass the borscht, already!
“In Soviet Russia, party throws you!”
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