1. I just realized he looks like a goth Pee Wee Herman.

  2. Is…is he eating a bra?

  3. LongTimeListener, FirstTimeCaller

    You! You don’t know what it’s like to commune with the Dark Lord, to live with evil, to see the world for the giant pus-filled cesspool that it… hey, don’t spill my Bellini!!

  4. You can only be so scary when your posse is 100% minorities in business suits.

  5. CC

    Now there is a waste of good air.

  6. Arzach

    Lady Gaga looks pale

  7. widget

    Who drinks V8 splash in a wine glass?

  8. Daemon8666

    He’s a European cigarette and a trip to Cleo’s away from hipsterhood.

    • The Critical Crassness

      He couldn’t be hip if he had an army of gay European fashion designers and makeup artists working 24/7 for the next year. All he would succeed in being is more ridiculous than he already is….which frankly seems like an impossible mission.

  9. Maloney

    #gothtigerblood!!!!! #notwinning…

  10. Lacy scarf, rings, nail polish, lovely fruity drink and surrounded by men in suits. He’s enjoying himself.

  11. blt

    You never see Katy Perry without makeup and Marylin Manson the same room together, ever. Just saying….

  12. “Who’s awesome? You’re awesome. V8?”

  13. KayKay

    “yum…titty residue”

  14. Looking good, Cher.

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