God, if she looks this hammered arriving for the party she must have hit “Lohan” by the time it was over.
“My ears, like… used to be here, till I sold em for some uh, weed”
There’s nothing classier than showing up to a party shit-faced and wearing a shoelace for a belt.
This week’s winner! +2.
“Guys keep telling me they’ll do me if I’m wearing a bag….”
Evidently a black tie affair.
LOOK AT THAT FAT ASS!
Looks like yet another awesome party fashion event.
Stoned as hell, but not bad. That dress looks like a decent ass disguise.
“No honey, we said you COULD look hot in a burlap sack, not that you should try it!”
Is that her mini-van?
Funny Farm Couture.
“Hold on…hold on, it looks cuter when I’m not wearing my glasses.”
Here Mischa Barton models a “tarp dress” from the Olsen Twins’ new “Camping Chic” line of couture.
Garbage goes into a garbage bag, so…
They have sack races at these events? Why wasn’t I invited?!
I got pre-drunk for the party – where’s the hamburger?
Pragmatically speaking, when you know you’re going to be dropped on a curb somewhere in the morning wearing a trash bag just makes sense.
“You mean you wanted me to wear the bag over my head? Like this? And the string was supposed to go where? Bring me more cra-I mean, vodka and we’ll talk.”
When is she legally changing her name to “MischaTM”?
Laundry day….granny said I could borrow her giant granny panties
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Mischa Barton arriving at the launch party for Vivienne Westwood's new store in Los Angeles. (March 30, 2011)