1. polk

    I should have learned to play the guitar.

  2. TomFrank

    They’re remaking the movie “Blow” already??

  3. Johnny Depp is going to be pissed about the break in.

  4. annie from fremantle

    He’s juuuust shy of hitting his head on the ceiling….

  5. LongTimeListener, FirstTimeCaller

    It almost looks like he knows he’s a douche.

  6. Chinny

    TomFrank wins, everyone can go home now.

  7. I hate it when British things get remade for America… So this is our version of Russell Brand you say?

  8. The Critical Crassness

    John Mayer attempts to impersonate Johnny Depp in an attempt to get through airport screening without having to drop his pants and show the “sexual napalm” scares from his tryst with Jessica Simpson to the paps.

  9. friendlyfires

    Weird Al Yankovich is not parodying my songs anymore – this shit sounds serious!

  10. “Today on Will It Blend, we’re putting Jack Sparrow! Jack White! And 180 pounds of pure Douchebag in the blender! Will It Blend?!?!?!”

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