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  1. Does anyone else read her name as “Jessica’s-a-whore”?

  2. Love those szhorts szhe’s wearing.

  3. Chinny

    Her?

  4. No amount of short shorts and tight legs are going to change the fact those are some fugly ass shoes. Her tits aren’t doing her any favors either.

  5. The Laughing G-D

    She has the demeanor of those sex slaves that get rescued from shipping crates. “Bright light in the sky, scarwee!”

  6. Go rough young man

    Damn,how do I approach a hot chick with crotch chokers, without sounding like I need a date?

  7. Colin

    This beast looks like she belongs on Jersey Szhor.

  8. CC

    Looks kinda like that Amber slut.

  9. So we’re just doing “person on the street” photos now?

  10. Satan's bitch

    WHO?

  11. Daemon8666

    Tits or GTFO

  12. “Something stinks here and I’m pretty sure it’s me.”

  13. KC

    Her feet say she just came from filming The Hobbit.

  14. Who’s her style icon? Miley Cyrus?

    • The Critical Crassness

      No “side-boobage” can’t be Miley Cyrus…..must be a mixture of styles…Cyrus below, Hillery Duff above including the hat and black bra under her sweater, face and hair by that bimbo from “Teem Mom”.

  15. I think she’s pretty hot. And she’s a mutt like me

  16. josh

    Jessica who ?

  17. Ed

    Looks high maintenance and whiny.

  18. chainsawbuzzkill

    “I thought you said we were still going to eat here even though the toes of my shoes got caught in the escalator at the mall.”

  19. KayKay

    she has the look of… “no daddy not again!”

  20. Aaaaaand she’s famous because…?

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