Does anyone else read her name as “Jessica’s-a-whore”?
Love those szhorts szhe’s wearing.
She calls it a “mayon-egg.”
Now don’t be an Ann-hog!
No amount of short shorts and tight legs are going to change the fact those are some fugly ass shoes. Her tits aren’t doing her any favors either.
Where do you see ti…? Oh, I get it now.
She has the demeanor of those sex slaves that get rescued from shipping crates. “Bright light in the sky, scarwee!”
And you are familiar with this phenomenon?
Damn,how do I approach a hot chick with crotch chokers, without sounding like I need a date?
This beast looks like she belongs on Jersey Szhor.
Looks kinda like that Amber slut.
So we’re just doing “person on the street” photos now?
(aside from those of Lindsay Lohan earlier today)
Those were different though, Lindsay was literally, “on the street” , either snorting it or looking for another “forgotten” necklace in a crack in the sidewalk.
Tits or GTFO
“Something stinks here and I’m pretty sure it’s me.”
Her feet say she just came from filming The Hobbit.
Who’s her style icon? Miley Cyrus?
No “side-boobage” can’t be Miley Cyrus…..must be a mixture of styles…Cyrus below, Hillery Duff above including the hat and black bra under her sweater, face and hair by that bimbo from “Teem Mom”.
I think she’s pretty hot. And she’s a mutt like me
Jessica who ?
Looks high maintenance and whiny.
“I thought you said we were still going to eat here even though the toes of my shoes got caught in the escalator at the mall.”
she has the look of… “no daddy not again!”
Aaaaaand she’s famous because…?
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Jessica Szhor has lunch in Studio City, CA. (March 30, 2011)