He looks like a wacky cadaver.
That’s disrespectful to whacky cadavers.
BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE! It’s not working!
“Yeah, I can’t believe anyone wants to talk to me either.”
Tim Burton should hire him and Courtney Love for his next movie…
I thought they were the same person…
Want to make a cheap horror movie? Take Charlie Sheen and Sarah Jessica Parker and you can fire the makeup artist and the special effects planer
They cast the wrong guy to play Barnabas Collins.
Apparently winning takes a heavy toll.
your face…….. is my case
look away….I’m hideous!
“And that’s how I get my penis to blow smoke rings.”
No wonder he has to pay them. He looks like a vagrant scrubbed up and stuffed into a suit for a court appearance.
I dunno. I get the feeling that standing next to him would entail being engulfed by the scents of stale beer and old piss.
“You wanna pull Uncle Charlie’s finger? No, lower.”
I am both humored and intensely disgusted at the same time. Bravo.
The guy looks good.
The guy in the back.
When did he turn into the Tall Man from Phantasm?
Ha, ha, ha…can you imagine trying to replace ME with a good looking, young actor? I’ll bet Two and a Half Men are regretting it now!
When are they going to do that?
I know what you’re thinking, he looks like a Dracula.
Actually, that would explain a lot.
When you have cable and can’t record all your shows, you become unhappy. When you become unhappy, you want to switch careers. When you switch careers, you become a photographer. When you become a photographer, you take pictures of Charlies Sheen. Don’t take pictures of Charlie Sheen – DirecTV.
u better get new plugs for your big premier carlito
It’s like “Weekend at Bernie’s”, but Bernie isn’t quite dead yet.
BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!
“Hey everybody ! I’m peeing… in the hallway. hahaha”
“You know how much coke I did?” “Enough to kill 2 1/2 Men Motherf#$%#!!!!”
There is something about the look in his eyes that screams bat-shit crazy/
He’s smoking inside a building. How the hell is he getting away with that? #winning.
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