superficial

  1. He looks like a wacky cadaver.

  2. “Yeah, I can’t believe anyone wants to talk to me either.”

  3. Tim Burton should hire him and Courtney Love for his next movie…

  4. Want to make a cheap horror movie? Take Charlie Sheen and Sarah Jessica Parker and you can fire the makeup artist and the special effects planer

  5. They cast the wrong guy to play Barnabas Collins.

  6. Jiminy Cryptic

    Apparently winning takes a heavy toll.

  7. neo_v

    your face…….. is my case

    look away….I’m hideous!

  8. “And that’s how I get my penis to blow smoke rings.”

  9. “And that’s how I get my penis to blow smoke rings.”

  10. Cock Dr

    No wonder he has to pay them. He looks like a vagrant scrubbed up and stuffed into a suit for a court appearance.

  11. Blech

    I dunno. I get the feeling that standing next to him would entail being engulfed by the scents of stale beer and old piss.

  12. it had to be said

    “You wanna pull Uncle Charlie’s finger? No, lower.”

  13. High Brow

    The guy looks good.

    The guy in the back.

  14. EricLr

    When did he turn into the Tall Man from Phantasm?

  15. MarkM

    Ha, ha, ha…can you imagine trying to replace ME with a good looking, young actor? I’ll bet Two and a Half Men are regretting it now!

  16. DeucePickle

    I know what you’re thinking, he looks like a Dracula.

  17. EZ-B

    When you have cable and can’t record all your shows, you become unhappy. When you become unhappy, you want to switch careers. When you switch careers, you become a photographer. When you become a photographer, you take pictures of Charlies Sheen. Don’t take pictures of Charlie Sheen – DirecTV.

  18. u know who

    u better get new plugs for your big premier carlito

  19. tlmck

    It’s like “Weekend at Bernie’s”, but Bernie isn’t quite dead yet.

  20. Contusion

    BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!

  21. mbcl

    “Hey everybody ! I’m peeing… in the hallway. hahaha”

  22. “You know how much coke I did?” “Enough to kill 2 1/2 Men Motherf#$%#!!!!”

  23. Bill in SA

    There is something about the look in his eyes that screams bat-shit crazy/

  24. chupacabra

    He’s smoking inside a building. How the hell is he getting away with that? #winning.

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