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  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Matthew Broderick said this is actually her good side. At least that’s what the suicide note said.

  2. Is this the new undead mount in World of Warcraft?

  3. JC

    Winter is coming.

  4. Do_Freebird

    Believe me, I’m 61 years old. We all look more or less like that. And don’t any of you young punks think for a moment you’re going to get away with not looking like us. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahhahahaha.
    Jess however, is an extreme case. Even I admit that.

  5. I thought NY buildings only had gargoyles on the roof.

  6. Blech

    Smoking: It makes you look about 60 when you’re only 46. — Truth.org

  7. catapostrophe

    Are they doing ANOTHER Psycho remake?

  8. El Jefe

    Can you imagine being her kid and getting woken up by her in the morning? I would have a heart attack and crap my pants.

  9. it had to be said

    Hey, why the unattractive face?

  10. She’s rehearsing for the starring role in The Maria Shriver Story.

  11. The latest piece of contemporary art: “Sarah Jessica Parker Awaiting the Farrier”

  12. JESUS CHRIST! Fish, this is not funny. I almost fell out of my chair.

  13. EricLr

    She’s waiting around while they clean out her stable.

  14. bonerspunk

    Katharine Hepburn looks pretty good for being 96!

  15. bob

    she looks like Gollum

  16. The Pope

    The girl scout knocked on Sarah’s door and asked her if she would like to buy some cookies.

    Sarah replied “neigh”.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Ahhhh. You guys have made me laugh myself to a stitch. And I just snorted really loudly. I think the neighbours fear me.

  17. fartbucket

    Damn she’s looking scarier than Madonna now.

  18. DeucePickle

    She’s not actually thinking about putting on those pink spandex shorts is she?

  19. Pud

    Why the long face?

  20. Cliff Scheckelman

    she’d opening off – Broadway in a revival of “Death Becomes Her”

  21. journalschism

    That’s a “Len, get the car” face if I ever saw one.

  22. Coyote

    They Shoot Horse’s Don’t They

  23. Senator Dirtpants

    It needs the precious…

  24. MishMish

    I still say she looks like Dee Snyder from Twisted Sister.

  25. mando

    And here is SJP on the set of Feminine Gargoyle.

  26. Hollywood is remaking Nosferatu?

  27. Her skeleton is going “exo” at any time now.

  28. tlmck

    I did not realize it had been 50 years since she was prancing around in her underwear on the “Sex in the City” TV series.

  29. Contusion

    Hard to believe this is the girl from L.A. Story. It’s a shame she died right after that.

  30. spartacus

    Imotep… Imotep…. IMOTEP…

  31. cc

    Bummer about ‘Luck’ being cancelled huh?

  32. Hope the Glue Factory is on high alert!

  33. I have to check out which museum that is. I love a good skull exhibit.

  34. It’s time for the glue factor for this old mare.

  35. dooood

    all you really need now is a saddle and a carrot on a stick.

  36. dooood

    holy f–ing goddamn!! i had to look at it again to click next.
    jesus christ!!

  37. Aneeda

    Transylvania is not England. Our ways are not your ways. And to you there shall be many strange things.

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