Cameron Diaz’ “hairgel” “somehow” got onto his face and froze that too.

Just occurred to him he might be the father of Snooki’s baby…

This is the herpes virus, mgnified 400,000 times. If that doesn’t sell you on safe sex, nothing will.

Am I the only one thinking of a troll doll here?

A downloader is a viewer who has been mugged by reality tv

Nope, not gay at all…….

Is he having his head glazed in Polyurethane now?

I hear Pauly isn’t allowed in the ocean anymore because the EPA has classified him as an oil spill.

If you let a paintbrush sit too long without cleaning it, you’ll end up throwing it away.

Age, tanning, smoking and drinking catching up with this douche. He looks horrible.

When did E.T. turn into such a douchebag?

He’s trying to decide if he’s more freaked out that Situation is gay, or that Situation is Snooki’s babydaddy.

Pauly gets his fashion sense from the stone heads on Easter Island!

Ease up on the eyebrow waxing Fruity Pebbles

It’s a real, live Angry Bird!!!

Who the fuck smiles while baring their bottom teeth anyway? That’s just weird.

He spotted a mirror….

I thought scientists said triceratops were just a juvenile form of another species… this one looks like it’s quite old.

Oh I thought you were young, wild, and free. U mad bro?

Another of Al Sharpton’s secret love children with white women.

I keep waiting for some of those flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz to come flying out of the nest on his head.

Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa!

Wow, Kirk Cameron looks weird.

This idiot belongs on the end of a #2 pencil with that black cotton candy on his cranium

damn, he looks a lot better on TV. This is awkward.

Um, the mid-90′s called, it wants it’s hair back.

Whoa! Is that thing real?

What a god damned embarrassment

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