superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Cameron Diaz’ “hairgel” “somehow” got onto his face and froze that too.

  2. Just occurred to him he might be the father of Snooki’s baby…

  3. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    This is the herpes virus, mgnified 400,000 times. If that doesn’t sell you on safe sex, nothing will.

  4. Am I the only one thinking of a troll doll here?

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    A downloader is a viewer who has been mugged by reality tv

  6. Jiminy Cryptic

    Nope, not gay at all…….

  7. EricLr

    Is he having his head glazed in Polyurethane now?

  8. I hear Pauly isn’t allowed in the ocean anymore because the EPA has classified him as an oil spill.

  9. If you let a paintbrush sit too long without cleaning it, you’ll end up throwing it away.

  10. El Jefe

    Age, tanning, smoking and drinking catching up with this douche. He looks horrible.

  11. When did E.T. turn into such a douchebag?

  12. it had to be said

    He’s trying to decide if he’s more freaked out that Situation is gay, or that Situation is Snooki’s babydaddy.

  13. Pauly gets his fashion sense from the stone heads on Easter Island!

  14. Fuckin Joe

    Ease up on the eyebrow waxing Fruity Pebbles

  15. Pebblz

    It’s a real, live Angry Bird!!!

  16. Who the fuck smiles while baring their bottom teeth anyway? That’s just weird.

  17. flatspottin'

    He spotted a mirror….

  18. Pascalecake

    I thought scientists said triceratops were just a juvenile form of another species… this one looks like it’s quite old.

  19. mando

    Oh I thought you were young, wild, and free. U mad bro?

  20. tlmck

    Another of Al Sharpton’s secret love children with white women.

  21. Contusion

    I keep waiting for some of those flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz to come flying out of the nest on his head.

  22. sweetlips

    Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa!

  23. Dr. Nappy

    Wow, Kirk Cameron looks weird.

  24. This idiot belongs on the end of a #2 pencil with that black cotton candy on his cranium

  25. ET Phone Home

    damn, he looks a lot better on TV. This is awkward.

  26. chupacabra

    Um, the mid-90′s called, it wants it’s hair back.

  27. Superdouche

    Whoa! Is that thing real?

  28. bigalkie

    What a god damned embarrassment

  29. bigalkie

    Ch Ch Ch Chia

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