1. “Sucks to be ME!” — Simon says…

  2. There’s never a sniper around when you need one, is there?

  3. Meg's Attitude

    Millions in the bank and he wears glasses that look like they came out of a thrift store? Maybe they make his moobs look smaller…

  4. diego

    “Otho, I didn’t realize you were into the supernatural.”

  5. jackin


  6. Tampon-exactum!! And Harry Potter is now under the Douchebag spell.

  7. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Each one of his chins is worth half-a-billion.

  8. His transformation into an old lesbian is almost complete!

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