Simon Cowell in London. (March 27, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“Sucks to be ME!” — Simon says…
There’s never a sniper around when you need one, is there?
Millions in the bank and he wears glasses that look like they came out of a thrift store? Maybe they make his moobs look smaller…
“Otho, I didn’t realize you were into the supernatural.”
Tampon-exactum!! And Harry Potter is now under the Douchebag spell.
Each one of his chins is worth half-a-billion.
His transformation into an old lesbian is almost complete!
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