superficial

  1. What kind of a world do we live in where a man dressed in an electric blue suit gets to stick his penis into that holy temple any damn time he pleases?

  2. And btw, those are boots she’s wearing, not pants.

  3. “I dressed up as ‘Thomas & Friends’ conductor just for you, baby.”

  4. She is in her late 30s and looks 19. He’s not bummed.

  5. She’s gorgeous and he’s awesome. They make a beautiful couple.

  6. Queef Sister

    She won’t remember any of this when she wakes up bloody and sore.

  7. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    I’m left wondering, which is sharper? Her nose or Reese Witherspoon’s chin.

  8. “Losing…Power…Need…Recharging…”
    “Come to my place. I have all the cable you need!”

  9. You know she wears those tall leather boots, a corset, and nothing else, and cracks the whip at him. He wears what she says. And likes it.

  10. “I’ve got an idea what part of you can ‘Host’ ME tonight!”

  11. Wow! They really do go into great detail on those Real Dolls.

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