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  1. Nonnie Moose

    Ummm, I’m pretty sure that’s actually Winston Churchill.

  2. “I’ll have the little brown one’s soul for breakfastsess, I will.

  3. ThisWillHurt

    Does she ever make a face that doesn’t suggest that she wants you off of her gal’derned lawn?

  4. B&WMinstrel

    And once I have taken care of The Doctor I shall live… Forever!!

  5. I’ll get you, my pretty…and your little dog, too!

  6. I really cant make a joke here. She’s still a dignified lady, and has earned my respect. Rock on Betty!

  7. “No, no reason to seat me in the front row; I’m just the fucking QUEEN.”

  8. Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?

  9. After tea time, it’s clobberin’ time!

  10. Inner Retard

    I told them not to sit me behind a boy who just ate a spicy lunch!

  11. “Did they say ‘Maundry Service’, or ‘Laundry Service’? I hope it was laundry service, I’m shitting my knickers right now”.

  12. She looks exactly like that old grumpy muppet from the balcony.

  13. “Dammit, that horse Camilla is here, and she’s wearing the same dress. Fuck!”

  14. The pope fucks the queen, who fucks a little immigrate boy…everything is right with the world. Just a typical outing for the royals.

  15. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    That lizard looks like it’s spotted a fly.

  16. Strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey to the dark side will be complete.

  17. Boom! TCWM Royal Flush.

  18. “Now is your chance little peasant boy. Sacrifice yourself for your Queen!”

  19. “Gotham city will fall, Batman!”

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