And people make a fuss of that guy who swallows goldfish for a living
“What’s that floating in there, old boy?”
“I say, it looks a bit like Camilla’s wee wee.”
“My word! That is the most dreadful blood of the impoverished that I’ve ever had the dissatisfaction of consuming. Do you have another? Ethnic preferably.”
You can’t spell Cumbrian without Cum.
I am the only one that thinks his hand is about to pull a “Thunder” from Big Trouble in Little China?
Ha ha ha ha….good one :)
Awful, but I hope it numbs the brain. Oh, why did I promise Camilla sex tonight!
“Who jacked off in my bloody beer?!”
“Terribly sorry, Your Highness, but that’s an American beer. We’ll fetch you a real one presently.”
“So this is a ‘Yoo-Hoo’ then? Good Lord.”
Cor! This coffee smells like shit…
It IS shit…
Oh good, then it’s not just me *drinks*
It’s a bit nutty
“Bitch, this ain’t my usual Crunk.”
“This tastes a little like ass… Yes, this definitely needs more ass!”
“This urine specimen looks bloody dreadful. I think I need to run it through one more time.”
*bottoms up and chugs*
Holy shit is that really his hand? It looks like a bunch of sunburned sausages.
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