1. B&WMinstrel

    Their whole lives seem to be the start of a chase scene from Benny Hill

  2. ThisWillHurt

    “So, uh . . . Prom is next month, and . . . I don’t know if . . . Well, has anyone asked you yet?”

  3. “I love the dark ones, they taste like licorice!”

  4. I'mCool

    Camilla: “So kids are still pushing one sock down to be ‘gangsta’? We did that when I was a girl.”

  5. Man I have a really good one for this but ill get in trouble

  6. “Does this look crooked to you?”

  7. What a coincidence, I have a horse’s face!

  8. “Ha ha, well you’re right lad, but I never would have believed that a drama school boy wearing ballet shoes would, in fact, have such an ample penis!”

  9. Planning a vaulting contest, no doubt.

  10. Mike701

    “We ARE Amused!”

  11. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    She’s plainly confused. She has no interest in her men being dark skinned, but loves those who’ll wear girly socks and shoes for her. What’s a woman to do?

  12. “Um… I was told to ask you to leave.”

  13. yayaya

    That woman needs a decently-fitting bra

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