1. “I can’t take listening to this guy talk about Netflix and House of Cards anymore!”

  2. “I’m sorry, but this is driving me crazy. Keyser Söze wants another hotdog.”

  3. fred

    “What? Me, with him? No way. That makes no sense. I’m not here with him. I am an out-of-the closet homosexual and he is Kevin Spacey. No, that’s ridiculous. Of course I am not here with that breeder.”

  4. Inner Retard

    - I was like, That’s not him!
    - Jen was like, Hell, yes!
    - I was like, No way, he’s younger and less fat.
    - She was like, Dude… Why are you looking at me like… He’s right… behind me… Isn’t he?!

  5. david(guest)

    kevin spacey smellin’ butts again

  6. Vlad

    Oh my God, Kevin Spacey touched my dick!

  7. JimBB

    He just blew Luke Wilson’s MIND!!!

  8. What, exactly, makes Kevin Spacey? A hangover? Too much dope?

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