Put a dress on, and it’s Jackie O.
Bruce Jenner in a role of a lifetime: “Helen Gurley-Brown, the Middle Years”.
His internal theme music has to be 80′s techno.
Like kinda Knight Rider when he walks into a room.
I wonder what type of panties he wears.
Just ask it. I’m sure s/he will show them to you.
Man, what is going ON with this guy/girl?
I hesitate to say this, but that is the most attractive Adam’s apple that I have ever seen.
It really pisses Bruce off when people insinuate that he’s trying to look like a woman when he is clearly going for a look he calls “Lion-O”.
He needs to get that Adam’s Apple Shaved down
Bruce left disappointed after he found out that that wasn’t the secret signal for gay sex on the wall.
I really don’t think he’s gay. Psychotic, yes, but not gay.
“There’s the finish line, Bruce, just like in the old days. Feel the muscles move… lean… gazelle-like. You’re a well-oiled machine. You’re pushing through the burn and over the wall, speeding ever-closer to that gold medal. Only this time, you’re going to do it your way. Bernice’s way.”
Hey, isn’t that Larry King?
Is that a box of hormone replacement pills in your pocket or are you just ahppy to see me?
Indiana Jones and the hunt for a feather boa and an Abba backing track…
Exiting the ladies room.
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Bruce Jenner at LAX. (March 26, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN