Do you think he puffs his hair up so he looks as tall as she does?
He’s mentally calculating how long he has to stick out this relationship until he can dump her ass and return to his harem without taking a major PR hit.
[Under his breath]: “I swear if you mention marriage one more time, my nipples will start bleeding…”
Is he trying to look like a middle age lesbian? If so, mission accomplished.
Fuck the both of them.
She has the look of ‘now I’m set for life’ whereas he’s probably wondering if Hillary Duff would like another ring.
his head looks like a dick.
RanXerox in New York
Not pictured: chinstrap for Simon’s hair-appliance.
“I’m really starting to regret fucking her…”
That guy is a pompous, square headed douche bag.
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Lauren Silverman and Simon Cowell at the press night performance of 'I Can't Sing! The X Factor Musical' in London. (March 26, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN