1. I guess she likes both ebony AND ivory.

  2. CptCreep

    This Girl is a TIIIRRREEEE.

  3. How long ago did she make that kid?

  4. Inner Retard

    Piano moving with your ass is hard work but somebody has to do it.

  5. Helluva time for her water to break.

  6. jep

    My gunt is sore.

  7. Fingergod

    “Sometimes it feels good to just cut a long, loud fart on a piano. ahhhhhh yeahhhh!”

  8. crb

    Very clever spin on marketing Michelin tires to a new demo.

    The original mascot will be pissed to be out of a job, but by now he can retire like a king in Patagonia.

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