Daaaamn. She looks like a miniature Kirstie Alley now.
She looks like she ATE Kirstie Alley.
She looks like she’s ready to fart her ass off.
She’s at the ‘fuck it, I don’t give a shit anymore, get this thing outta me’ stage.
Is her chin pregnant too?
Nah, she’s just old.
“I should have let him cum in my mouth. It would have been so much easier than this!”
must … fight … craving … for … quarter-pounder
that would be believable. but she is vegan.
hence the “must fight” part of the comment, dumbass.
it’s understomach. like underboob, but not hot.
‘I finally found a place to rest my glass.”
They use the farts of pregnant vegans to turn cow hides into leather. Suck on that PETA!
at least her belly dont have gross strecth marks, i hate stretch marks on women, esp when they are preg!!!
women feel the same way about your laughably small penis, believe me.
“Alicia Silverstone heading to yoga class in Hollywood.”
That’s the best line ever, because by the picture it’s not working for her at all.
At least her regular clothes will be stretched out real good for when she doesn’t lose that baby weight.
“Like hell – more food.”
It’s a lot sunnier under the equator than usual.
You could put a little cartoon poof behind her butt and it would be believable.
Too bad she can’t afford maternity clothes. She looks ridiculous.
She isn’t fat, she’s pregnant. She looks fine. She looks healthy… she is not fat… She’s puffy. Shit happens. I don’t understand her current state of denial, however- as these clothes simply do not fit. And bitch needs a bra. No one wants to see mama’s nips. No one.
I thought sippy cups were for the baby.
what sippy cup? shes drinking out of a regular cup.
Can you imagine the farts?
I remember a female friend when she was pregnant. We were at something gathering and she got tired and went to sit down in a cushy chair. She kind of slumped down into it and let out an abslutely immense fart. It was like someone tearing a bedsheet in two. Poor thing, she was mortified.
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