What is Mahiki and why did her labia go there?
I have no idea who this is, but she is disgusting! What the hell year does she live in, spandex, extensions and her cellulite ridden poon? Look at her hands, she is also old. Gross!
you’ve got to be kidding me. that is disgusting. i think i can smell that thru the computer.
Not going to lie … I thought this was Beyonce.
I thought it was Jessica Simpson – an old photo.
I thought it was Denise Richards.
“Why, yes, I *do* know where babies come from. Would you like to see?”
best one here. can’t top that.
“There is a difference between you and me. We both looked into the abyss, but when it looked back as us, you blinked.” – Batman
That’s no moose knuckle…
And how has Charlie Sheen not found her yet?
She has tits! Charlie hates it when they have tits!
WAY TOO OLD
designer meat curtains.
You know if my nutsack was hanging out both sides of my underwear, I think I’d notice…but I’ guess i’m just not NüSkank material.
(I just made up that word to describe the current generation of professional skanks)
oh thank you for clarifying that you made up that word. this womans muffin crotch just wiped the DUH out of my brain. totally thought nuskank was a totally official websters dictionary term.
Think of the reside left on that poor car seat… /barf
well, after two days of Big Mac and Dble Cheese ads, i’m on my way to buy a couple.
When Katie said, she wanted to be larger than life, no one thought she actually meant…LARGER!
You know all those times you sit around with the guys and talk about be smothered between a woman’s thighs? I think I just changed my mind.
‘Luke fires, the torpedoes dive down the exhaust port; the Millenium Falcon leads the remaining rebel ships away as the Death Star explodes’
Abandon hope all ye who enter here…
Given her “class” antics I’m really surprised she’s wearing panties
That’s the silver lining to this photo.
The Kraken was NOT released. It’s straining at the spandex though; scary.
When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you.
I have this one pair of jeans with a hole in the crotch but the middle seam is still intact so there is pretty much two holes, anyway, if I kinda get one nut poking out of each hole… I forget my point now… I’d still hit it
So where exactly was this photographer positioned to be able to get this angle? And more importantly, why??
If you turn your computer upside down……it still makes no sense.
It’s like someone snuck a grenade up Miley Cyrus whoo-hah and it exploded.
Is there a dress some where in there, I don’t see one.
Who do i mail this bag of grenades to for making me look at that ?
Okay, so I had to go to Wikipedia to find out who Katie Price is. Then I started laughing when I read that she is a “…former glamour model.”
Really? That class act up there who’s letting the flies out was a *glamour* model? I’m skeptical…
A “glamour” model is one step below porn star. Not sure how the picture above makes you think “she isn’t good enough to be a cheap whore”.
Don’t be fooled. It’s part of a viral campaign for the new Ladypart Bush Hog: “Since 1950, the Bush Hog name has become synonymous with clearing land and rugged, unrivaled performance.”
Got that one of the back of the lot, you know, where they keep all the high mileage trade-ins.
Ackbar curtains-noun- unpleasant to look at; fake; always a trap
I thought I was docking with the Deathstar for second there.
Someone opted for the sphinx.
Why do you hate me so much scroll wheel?
Shudder…the all-seeing eye.
She’s wearing black cause the little guy in the boat died. :(
i’m pretty sure you’d need 2 fists, instead of fingers, to perform the “shocker” on her.
I’m pretty sure her seat belt is on wrong.
Opening the entrance to the void.
Lindsay Lohan is a couple of years and one fake tan away from that.
She is gross as a person but she is not old, that is not cellulite just the angle of the camera (anyones’s legs would look like that especially all you porkys in here talking shit behind your monitor), and there is nothing grong with her vagina it’s just squished by a thong. Get over it you fatties. No matter how much shit you talk about everyone you will still be a fat unattractive chick making fun of people to feel a little better while you slurp on an icee and munch on fries.
The guys’ comments I understand bc they just see whatever is in front of them at the moment and don’t get angles and shit but the rest of you…go to the gym and get a tan.
Mmmm icee and fries.
this is the photo for her resume to be charlie sheens intern.
3 seconds after she got out of that car the driver was beside that seat with a bottle of Spray Nine and a Shamwow.
I need eye bleach now. I hope I don’t have nightmares.
“When the lamb legs opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, “Come and see!” I looked and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hell followed within”
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Katie Price leaving Mahiki in London. (March 24, 2011)