1. Deacon Jones

    Little did Britney realize that she wasn’t imagining the giant Armadillo penis stalking her son….(DUN DUN DUNNNN)

  2. Brellya

    …and the creature from Splice made a cameo!

  3. Satan's bitch

    Shopping, wearing fugly boots, shopping for fugly boots… Does this ‘Disney kid’ do anything else?!?

  4. From the look on her face, she’s trying to remember if she banged this photographer…

  5. The Critical Crassness

    It must be horrible to have 5 year long case of post parteum depression!

  6. youcandieNOW

    I knew at least one of her kids would have a tail!

  7. Cock Dr

    Her neck is as wide as her head. She’s the female version of Henry Rollins.

  8. ghost

    This is the first time I’ve seen her with one of her kids where she wasn’t carrying him.

  9. The teats look good.

    I guess

    Thats all I got.

  10. cc

    Is attacking someone with a turnip a crime?

  11. babablacksheep

    You can see the focus in her eyes as the photographer tempts her with french fries…”mmmm…me want…” she seems to forget she has a child on her hand her focus is so intense.

  12. DeucePickle

    I don’t care what any of ya’ll say, I’d pound that silly

  13. Nice try with the wonk-eye, but we know you’re not Paris.

  14. Dick

    Chain mail is all the rage in…well, somewhere.

  15. DonDopey

    I hope she realizes her kid grows up to be Darth Vader.

  16. Ed

    “Mommy, how come people are always following us and taking pictures?”

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