Anyone know what “Extremely Shitty Movie Title” is about?
It’s based on a book by Jonathan Safran Foer about an autistic kid who lost his father in 9/11. It’s better than it sounds, but it’s only good because the writer is talented. It probably won’t translate to film very well at all.
the coke parties in the Lincoln Bedroom during the Clinton years
[that was re: GravyLeg]
“He told me he thought there was too much mousse in my hair and that it looked ‘greasy’, that’s when I reared back and scratched his eyes out”
Tom Hanks? Thought it was Fred Armisen.
hell yeah, looks just like him.
hanks turned into one ugly dood.
If my hair isn’t perfect by the time I count to THREE, I’ll have you shot.
one, two, TH…
professional hair knitter
He appears to be getting extremely loud as she gets incredibly close.
You know you’re short when an Asian woman can touch the top of your head.
The juicebox fooled no one.
Hank’s had twice-a-day widow’s peak massages written into his contract.
Why is Adam Lambert tapping Tom Hanks head?
The curly haired version of the “comb-over” is called the “squish-around”.
I’m pinching your head!
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Start Making Bombs
I can’t wait to see this and see why Pete Wentz is beating him up.
That’s not where you do a “pat down”.
You should have seen the DaVinci Code! His mullet was, like, out to HERE!
Proving once again that they can do anything America can, the Japanese put the finishing touches on their very own robot version of Tom Hanks.
this is how john travolta healed marlon brando’s leg
It’s in my hair! It’s in my hair!
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