1. quigley

    I snogged Simon Cowell last night.

  2. Simon Towel

    The Situtation really needs to stop using steroids.

  3. EricLr

    He’s smiling because no one has had the heart to tell him they’re never going to make Willow 2.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      No one has the heart to tell him his man sized hands don’t fit in the pockets of husky boys jeans.

  4. Left over corned beef & cabbage & midgets doing the leprechaun dance sure do stink 5 days after St. Patrick’s day.

  5. The drugs I’m on are making his legs look woooobbbbly…..

  6. Richard McBeef

    Isn’t dinklage supposed to kill this guy. I thought there was some sort of ‘there can only be one’ thing going with those guys.

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    He must be so tired of pretending to be a dwarf

  8. I see the Simon Cowell kids collection at Sears is selling well.

  9. Mrs. Salt

    What??? No??? Is he using lifts?

  10. Rob

    I told him to go with the 9″ inseam, the 11″ just makes him look like a midget!

  11. me

    Warwick! You magnificent bastard!

  12. who would win in a fight, him or Dinklage?

  13. mbcl

    “Boy I feel great today, like I was 3 feet tall”

  14. midgets are so HOT right now

  15. Dinklage has a massive protruding forehead. He could headbutt him in the sternum and kill him instantly. Dinklage wins.

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