I just snogged 3 dudes!
Not seen… Simon’s 17 trips through the revolving doors.
somebody must really like simon cowell hairy chest man boobs pics cuz they keep showing up on this site.
i bet that prince charles dude posted them.
ahhh. no better feeling than having your ass freshly pounded.
Is it me or does he always look like he is about to lactate?
What a gearbox. He’s worth a billion dollars and he still feels the need to have publicists follow him around. How insecure can one chubby limey be?
“There’s nothing quite so satisfying as leaving a fart in a revolving door”
Strange…I went into this revolving door straight….
“Smug bastard, at your service.”
You’d think with all that cash this bozo has, he’d remedy that gyno problem via surgery. Oh and that “hair don’t” too.
“Excuse me while I pee myself …. thank you!”
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Simon Cowell in London. (March 22, 2012)