1. quigley

    I just snogged 3 dudes!

  2. “well, hellorr.”

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Not seen… Simon’s 17 trips through the revolving doors.

  4. pretty blind

    somebody must really like simon cowell hairy chest man boobs pics cuz they keep showing up on this site.
    i bet that prince charles dude posted them.

  5. ahhh. no better feeling than having your ass freshly pounded.

  6. Mrs. Salt

    Is it me or does he always look like he is about to lactate?

  7. Bigalkie

    What a gearbox. He’s worth a billion dollars and he still feels the need to have publicists follow him around. How insecure can one chubby limey be?

  8. “There’s nothing quite so satisfying as leaving a fart in a revolving door”

  9. GuyLeDouche

    Strange…I went into this revolving door straight….

  10. Raoul

    “Smug bastard, at your service.”

  11. spartacus

    Smug cunt

  12. King Diamond

    You’d think with all that cash this bozo has, he’d remedy that gyno problem via surgery. Oh and that “hair don’t” too.

  13. Fondue

    “Excuse me while I pee myself …. thank you!”

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