Now that man is royally constipated.
“Quick, someone pull my finger!”
Shiiittt it!!! Shiiiiitttt it!!!!!!!!
See what playing polo for decades does to a man?
I’ve shaken hands with my last fucking boy scout…Don’t wake me up until I’m King!
Sitting on saggy balls is a terrible symptom of age…
A royal shart is, alas, still a shart.
have you ever pooped your pants? have you ever pooped your pants in a swedish fighter plane? didn’t think so.
“Thank god I decided to wear the extra-heavy duty Depends today!
Who does #2 work for!!!!!!!?
jacking off in a fighter jet rules!
I’m betting someone just told him this joke:
“Mike Tyson has agreed to fight Prince Charles for his next boxing match. It seems that no one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.”
Dude, I don’t trust this fart.
“Blimey, that bloody control stick now knows me as only Camilla used to!”
I think my G-suit just sprung a leak near my ass
A-a-a-a-n-d….that’s what I think of you Swedish bastards.
“I’ve good news, Charles, your mother is going to pull through..”
tehe! that tickles!
“Well I’m off. Those damn Falkland Islands are acting up again”
“I do say, this plane is spectac-HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!”
Can we please just clone Elizabeth I from her grave DNA? Or maybe have a “Weekend at Bernie’s” style setup when the Queen kicks it? I don’t think I want this plane-shitter as my King :(
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