Best argument against wed. Ever.
What is your problem with Wednesday?
LOL Yeah, need to proofread :)
“OMG, my weed fell out!”
Never compare yourself to your John Hamm, especially if you’ve been swimming.
Guys this is serious, I think my junk fell off, help me find it
He must be wearing those trunks to get all those unused Greg Louganis endorsement deals.
Louie Anderson is about to do a cannonball.
Hey, Michael, as long as you’re not competing, you don’t have to wear those little bun-hugger dealies…you can wear regular swimming trunks.
Shut your mouth and get back in the water so we can forget about you again.
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Michael Phelps in Miami. (March 20, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN