1. Best argument against wed. Ever.

  2. “OMG, my weed fell out!”

  3. cc

    Never compare yourself to your John Hamm, especially if you’ve been swimming.

  4. Guys this is serious, I think my junk fell off, help me find it

  5. Skippy86

    He must be wearing those trunks to get all those unused Greg Louganis endorsement deals.

  6. Louie Anderson is about to do a cannonball.

  7. Hey, Michael, as long as you’re not competing, you don’t have to wear those little bun-hugger dealies…you can wear regular swimming trunks.

  8. Shut your mouth and get back in the water so we can forget about you again.

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