Kim Kardashian in Beverly Hills. (March 19, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
That’s just fucking ridiculous.
I know, right? Since when do cows come in red?
The day her spanx give up will be the end of human race. We’ll all get squashed to death.
10 bucks says she can’t get that thing though the car door.
$20 says she can get the car through that thing.
The pounds of pressure per square millimeter on those heels is a very very very large number.
Just check those poor SAGGED high heels under the weight of that
Excerpt from Kardashian Radio Logs
*static* Hobbit actual to Mother Troll.
Go ahead Hobbit, this is Mother Troll.
Billy Goats Gruff have been successful, say again, the Billy Goats have been successful. Ass power is climbing to to 3%, all systems nominal.
*static* Roger that Hobbit Actual, you are cleared for test firing, say again you are go for test.
It was in that moment, that a small, unknown flight in Malaysia disappeared from radar.
If Kim’s ass can fit between the curb and where you parked your car, then you’re in the wrong lane, dumb ass.
“Excuse me miss Kardashian. The youth center down the street want their basketball back.”
Did I just see the kool-aid man?
That ass is getting lower and lower every day. Gravity always wins.
he used to do surgery, for girls in the eighties. but gravity always wins. and it wears him out, it wears him out.
[sad trombone music]
There must be enough natural gas, in there, to solve the US energy crisis.
That cracking sound you hear , its the concrete giving out.
It’s mind boggling this heinous slut slob is photographed so often and there’s an interest in securing these photos by so many media outlets.
If her hip measurement is 39″ (as she claims) I’ll suck her dick.
So this is what Godzilla fights in the new movie?
Biggest ass I’ve ever seen on a urinal.
Nice to see all that time spent at the gym *snickers* is paying off
Those heels look like they are actually bending!! Or is it an optical illusion??
She must have a poor soul following her around with a garbage can to catch the discharge, like the guys behind the elephants at the circus.
Hopefully, the cursed tasked with clean-up wears an ankle bracelet tethered to a surfboard.
And still, no baby in sight. I’m guessing she sat on the damn thing and killed it many weeks ago. Seriously, has anybody seen the baby recently? She’s been all over, photographed every damn day with her ass hanging out, but no baby.
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