Nothing gay about that pose.
“They cancelled my show?!?!? Oh dear!”
“I always love a good facial right before I go on camera. Gonorrhea of the eyes takes at least a day to kick in anyways…”
In a girls voice “OMG”
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! It’s Jon Hamm! (starts shrieking like a teenage girl.)
Oh Mario Lopez, I fell the same way about you.
Whatever he’s saying, I am sure a lisp is involved.
My cheeks are warm. I’m smoldering!
“Heavens to Murgatroyd! Those shoes are exquisite!”
“If you’re looking to party on Spring Break, I know just the club for you. You can dance the night away, and have a human fanny pack. That’s that thing, where a midget hangs around your waist, holding your passport in his mouth. Yes yes yes yes yessss…”
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