1. tlmck

    Nothing gay about that pose.

  2. “They cancelled my show?!?!? Oh dear!”

  3. Tiggles

    Homo Alone

  4. “I always love a good facial right before I go on camera. Gonorrhea of the eyes takes at least a day to kick in anyways…”

  5. BP

    In a girls voice “OMG”

  6. Inner Retard

    Oh, my God! Oh, my God! It’s Jon Hamm! (starts shrieking like a teenage girl.)

  7. Oh Mario Lopez, I fell the same way about you.

  8. Whatever he’s saying, I am sure a lisp is involved.

  9. My cheeks are warm. I’m smoldering!

  10. “Heavens to Murgatroyd! Those shoes are exquisite!”

  11. Pip Pip Cheery-O

    “If you’re looking to party on Spring Break, I know just the club for you. You can dance the night away, and have a human fanny pack. That’s that thing, where a midget hangs around your waist, holding your passport in his mouth. Yes yes yes yes yessss…”

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