They’ve been shopping for jewelry ever since that damn hobbit got their favorite ring thrown into a volcano.
25 going on 70. What happened to these bitches ?
I’m pitching a movie tomorrow at FOX Studios…
We bring back Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Terminator that we send back in time to kill the creators of Full House.
Money can’t buy happiness.
Or a dermatologist apparently.
“When shall we two meet again…”
Wow. These broads are going full on Skeksis.
Seriously, they look like the hunched over witches you see in movies. WTF?
You never go full Grey Gardens…
Yikes! I see an “Olsen Twins for Clearasil” commercial in their future.
The heroin twins… when will it stop?
It must suck being haunted by your own anorexic ghost.
We’ll both of them are starting to look fat, so it’s best that they go back on their coke and pro-anna diets.
Careful Mary-Kate, Ashley looks like she’s about to kill you. Maybe she was a Heath Ledger fan.
So when is their Proactiv commercial coming out.
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