The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.14.13

Candice Swanepoel at LAX. (March 14, 2013)
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  1. tlmck

    Been a model so long, she does not know how to stand normally.

    Mar 14, 2013 at 4:39 pm /  Reply /80
  2. Persona Nongrata

    She’s posing like she was just violated by the TSA.

    Mar 14, 2013 at 4:49 pm /  Reply /10
  3. Deacon Jones

    If I was a TSA agent, I would jackhammer her crotch with my hand and go “Im doing this for the country ma’am”

    Mar 14, 2013 at 5:04 pm /  Reply /30
  4. Bob Stevens

    What is she on a ship?

    Mar 14, 2013 at 5:25 pm /  Reply /00
  5. Chet

    I’d like to bend her over the luggage scale and make her 2 fluid ounces heavier.

    Mar 14, 2013 at 5:57 pm /  Reply /20
  6. contusion

    Is she practicing to be a Congressman?

    Mar 14, 2013 at 6:14 pm /  Reply /10
  7. zomgbie

    candice swanepoel wears clothes?

    r u sure thats candice swanepoel?

    Mar 14, 2013 at 7:17 pm /  Reply /00
  8. o'chunt

    It looks like she’s got a really short upper body and freakishly long legs.

    Mar 14, 2013 at 7:27 pm /  Reply /00
  9. Toe Jam

    Off camera is 3 TSA agents doing rock, paper, scissors.

    Mar 14, 2013 at 8:43 pm /  Reply /50
  10. LifeSerial

    I’m sorry, but she looks positively ridiculous here.

    Mar 14, 2013 at 11:17 pm /  Reply /00
  11. Brad

    Hotel california on air guitar. Classic!

    Mar 14, 2013 at 11:44 pm /  Reply /00
  12. Bionic_Crouton

    The ticket agent will hand her the boarding pass right after he finishes masturbating.

    Mar 15, 2013 at 1:53 am /  Reply /00
  13. Don Zaloog

    I never wanted to be a TSA agent so badly before in my life.

    Mar 15, 2013 at 2:40 am /  Reply /10

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