superficial

  1. “One, don’t you feel dumb?”
    “Two, look at you.”

  2. Tell Victor that Ramon – -the fella he met about a week ago? – -tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man.

  3. JimBB

    “Don’t pay any attention to me. I’m just doing my gay character, you know.”

    “Uh, Mr. Wayans, In Living Color went off the air 20 years ago.”

  4. PassingTrue

    Well, a roll of dimes and two snaps.

  5. jep

    “Back the fuck up!!! Homie don’t play that.”

  6. Shemp

    “Shit!! Did I lock my keys in the car??”

  7. I’ve had a crush on him since ILC. I can’t explain it. I still would.

  8. j/k

    “Hated it!”

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