1. At least we know where she will be on December 31st 2014…

  2. Why can’t you give us more Kourtney and less Kim?
    Why don’t you want us to have nice things?

  3. Clearly some patterns are harder to photoshop than others.

  4. Jesus High-hoppin’ Christ… She’s got a disco ball for an ass.

  5. ben dover

    did kim eat kourtney? or is that anorexic girl next to her kourtney

  6. frankie

    How is even possible that they can open another store? I mean who is buying their “clothing”?

  7. She’s actually doing us a favor. The light will reflect off her stupid dress and blind you enough to keep your heart from stopping.

  8. Cock Dr

    Did she spook and charge through the electrical fencing?

  9. ThisWillHurt

    Disco is dead because Kim Kardashian sat on it.

  10. Walter Peck

    The ass is so massive and compact that light rays passing through it are deflected by its enormous gravitational field, hence the distortion of light.

  11. When she wears control top panty hose, do they just say…”Ah, fuck it”.

  12. JungleRed

    If she had a nickel for every time she’s whored herself out…

  13. Yabbo

    “I came in like a mirrored ball…..”

  14. Some one is going to have to grease up the doorway to let that cargo hold of a ass.

  15. donkeylicks

    First she tries to convince us that she’s wearing Kendal’s bikini, now she wants us to believe that she can fit into Kylie’s Escalade.

  16. Did she jack that outfit from a knight? Where are the knights who say ni when you need them?

  17. tlmck

    She’s the trophy you get if you lose Dancing With the Stars.

  18. what the fuck

  19. DaKBro

    Looks like she’s smuggling a keg in that dress…

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