Kim and Kourtney Kardashian at the grand opening of DASH in Miami. (March 12, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
At least we know where she will be on December 31st 2014…
This year, I’ll try not to be watching TV, waiting for the ass to drop.
Why can’t you give us more Kourtney and less Kim?
Why don’t you want us to have nice things?
Clearly some patterns are harder to photoshop than others.
Jesus High-hoppin’ Christ… She’s got a disco ball for an ass.
did kim eat kourtney? or is that anorexic girl next to her kourtney
How is even possible that they can open another store? I mean who is buying their “clothing”?
I’m going to go with “morons”. It’s probably morons.
Moo and moo.
She’s actually doing us a favor. The light will reflect off her stupid dress and blind you enough to keep your heart from stopping.
Did she spook and charge through the electrical fencing?
Disco is dead because Kim Kardashian sat on it.
The ass is so massive and compact that light rays passing through it are deflected by its enormous gravitational field, hence the distortion of light.
When she wears control top panty hose, do they just say…”Ah, fuck it”.
If she had a nickel for every time she’s whored herself out…
“I came in like a mirrored ball…..”
“and you…you pisssssseeeedddd on me….”
Some one is going to have to grease up the doorway to let that cargo hold of a ass.
First she tries to convince us that she’s wearing Kendal’s bikini, now she wants us to believe that she can fit into Kylie’s Escalade.
Did she jack that outfit from a knight? Where are the knights who say ni when you need them?
She’s the trophy you get if you lose Dancing With the Stars.
what the fuck
Looks like she’s smuggling a keg in that dress…
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