1. Paula!!! Paula!!! Wanna come to our diabetes support club?!?!?! We have doughnuts!

  2. Raoul

    “OMIGOD! You mean the Earth IS round?!?”

  3. nick

    “Now that Whitney Houston is dead, I can now take over the world! MUHAHAHA!”

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    First Rule of Witches: Your house is not for eating.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    I don’t know if she’s happy about the “Stars” part or upset about the “Dancing” part.

  6. KungFu Panda

    What? No black microphone joke?

  7. “.. and so the minimum wage spray tan artist learned the true meaning of social observation.

  8. cc

    Gee, this is really something to look forward to.

  9. I bet she refers to herself as a “diva”

    All fat black women do that.

  10. Did Cee-lo Green grow his hair out?

  11. jeffiner

    this is how she opens her mouth so she can eat her aborted babies.

  12. Do_Freebird

    Ahhhhhhh! Thank God, it’s only a mirror.

  13. Excuse me? “Stars”????

  14. Oh Snooki. That outfit just looks terrible.

  15. I can has cheeseburger?

  16. “Star Jones? Star Jones? BITCH, I ATE STAR JONES FOR BREAKFAST!”

  17. tlmck

    The show must be over because the fat lady has sung.

  18. I’ll bet this woman doesn’t close her mouth even to chew!

  19. George P Burdell

    Kirstie Alley! This is what a real women looks like.

  20. spartacus

    loud mouthed fat black woman, I can’t go anywhere without some sort of perceived racial slur.

  21. M

    I wonder who the star is they found for her to dance with?

  22. “HAH! Look at me!! I’m loud, fat, and black! whoowee, I am ONE OF A KIND!!!”

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