Paula!!! Paula!!! Wanna come to our diabetes support club?!?!?! We have doughnuts!
“OMIGOD! You mean the Earth IS round?!?”
Beat me to it. Thanks anyway. Don’t wanna let people forget how dim this bulb be.
“Now that Whitney Houston is dead, I can now take over the world! MUHAHAHA!”
First Rule of Witches: Your house is not for eating.
I don’t know if she’s happy about the “Stars” part or upset about the “Dancing” part.
What? No black microphone joke?
Does she look like she needs a microphone?
Well …. no.
She has her own.
Something tells me that she needs the opposite. A device we can strap to her face and make her mute. A mutriphone?
“.. and so the minimum wage spray tan artist learned the true meaning of social observation.
Gee, this is really something to look forward to.
I bet she refers to herself as a “diva”
All fat black women do that.
And the black men refer to them has ho’s.
Did Cee-lo Green grow his hair out?
Hmm … Cee-lo? I thought it was Slappy White.
this is how she opens her mouth so she can eat her aborted babies.
Ahhhhhhh! Thank God, it’s only a mirror.
Excuse me? “Stars”????
Oh Snooki. That outfit just looks terrible.
I can has cheeseburger?
“Star Jones? Star Jones? BITCH, I ATE STAR JONES FOR BREAKFAST!”
The show must be over because the fat lady has sung.
I’ll bet this woman doesn’t close her mouth even to chew!
Kirstie Alley! This is what a real women looks like.
loud mouthed fat black woman, I can’t go anywhere without some sort of perceived racial slur.
I wonder who the star is they found for her to dance with?
“HAH! Look at me!! I’m loud, fat, and black! whoowee, I am ONE OF A KIND!!!”
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Sherri Shepherd at a rehearsal for Dancing with the Stars in Hollywood. (February 29, 2012)
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