Oh good, it’s Dita. So much tastier than rage choked political hollerings.
Dita willlet us strip her down, dress her up and then spank the living daylights outta her. She’ll probably want to call the shots on the shoes; that seems like a fair exchange.
Thems some powerful looking pumps! Nothing demure ’bout those. In my mind, after reading your scenario, Ricardo Mantalban: “Welcome to Fantasy Island.”
Oh, by the way, CD, would you mind divulging your height? I’d like to put to bed someone’s ridiculous notion that I’m shorter than you are.
I think Snookie & Dinklage are taller than I am.
TomFrank < TomCruise
get some platforms, buddy.
I’m 5’7″. Frank Burns owes me an apology.
It’s the internet, Tom. It’s OK to lie here.
If I were lying, I wouldn’t say I was 5’7″.
lol tommy, yeah I know. Hey did you know I’ve got a 14 inch dick? yep.
Hey, Cock Dr., 5’2″ sounds fucking perfect! I shall heretofore envision you in an entirely different light!
What makes the lingerie Australian? Do the bras have tassels that spin clockwise instead of counterclockwise?
Nope, but it can hold two cans of Fosters.
Fosters. Australian for tits.
Australians do not drink Fosters. Only Americans drink Fosters.
It’s Aussie because it covers the map of Tasmania.
Chocks away. We’re off to bomb Japan!
So Dita today and Rose tomorrow.
Man, who knew Flo, the Progressive Insurance lady, looked this good without her white apron?
Is it the red lipstick that makes you think they look at all alike?
This chick counts her 15 minutes in dog years.
So do her fans.
Dita Von Teese: Australian for used up.
Phew…expected the final five to be Andrew Breitbart bikini pics.
Cartoon Googley Eyes and “AAAAOOOOOOGGGAAA!” sound effect
I really like the porn she did.
If you’d really seen it, you wouldn’t say that.
“I come in the vag Down Under…”
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