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  1. Cock Dr

    Oh good, it’s Dita. So much tastier than rage choked political hollerings.
    Dita willlet us strip her down, dress her up and then spank the living daylights outta her. She’ll probably want to call the shots on the shoes; that seems like a fair exchange.

  2. JC

    What makes the lingerie Australian? Do the bras have tassels that spin clockwise instead of counterclockwise?

  3. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Chocks away. We’re off to bomb Japan!

  4. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    So Dita today and Rose tomorrow.

  5. El Jefe

    Fantastic.

  6. Man, who knew Flo, the Progressive Insurance lady, looked this good without her white apron?

  7. Buddy the Elf

    This chick counts her 15 minutes in dog years.

  8. Dita Von Teese: Australian for used up.

  9. The Brown Streak

    Phew…expected the final five to be Andrew Breitbart bikini pics.

  10. ri

    Cartoon Googley Eyes and “AAAAOOOOOOGGGAAA!” sound effect

  11. Bonky

    I really like the porn she did.

  12. TurboZinger

    “I come in the vag Down Under…”

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