JWoww in Jersey City. (February 29, 2012)
Girls, remember when your mother told you not to dress like a whore? This is what she meant.
Ignore her, girls. This is good stuff.
Girls, remember when your mother told you not to look like you’re in your 50s when you’re really in your 20s? This is what she meant.
Fake hair. Fake eyelashes. Fake boobs. Fake fur. Fake Louis Vuitton.
Take all those things off and it’s possible this is an Asian man.
That’s pretty damn funny
Yeah, but I bet she gives genuine blowjobs!
left out fake tummy, fake lips, fake nails and fake talent.
Sadly, these cunts are making so much money thanks to MTV, that the Vuitton most likely IS real.
Is that a script? To what? How to walk and scrap dried cum off your collar?
I would say it’s more likely to be a copy of “How to Live With Herpes” that her doctor gave her.
It’s not a bad picture if you scroll up until you’re just above the first ad on the right.
thouhgt it was Kim K for a second.
She could have any rack she wants but you dance with the tits who brought you.
In another world she would be a few years away from being a dayshift stripper.
It looks like she put her makeup on with sandpaper.
“Can either one of you read the script? Because I can’t read for shit.”
What no hoodie? There must be a team of make up artists and a pack of publicists at the helm of this candid moment.
Is JWoww finger the next Fox Thumb?
Awaiting instructions from her breast overlords.
Checking for leaks
I think my nipple is here.
Still no feeling….
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