superficial

  1. EricLr

    Just kick that biological clock away! Kick it aside! 1…2…3 kick!

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Ummm, who’s gonna train the trainer?

  3. This field goal is for you, Tom Brady!

  4. j/k

    “So I was the heel and I was supposed to go down but I was like F-dat and bam right in the nuts.”

  5. cc

    It’s a new kind of training, when the trainer is dissatisfied with your efforts she whips that ball at your face.

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Is there going to be a march past at the Breitbart funeral?

  7. The newest exercise fad – power goosestepping.

  8. LJ

    “When you go for the kick in the nuts make it feel like you want your toes to go right up through his chest.”

  9. fuckface

    Deutschland
    Deutschland!

  10. The Brown Streak

    “Fuck this!” – Nicole Eggert

  11. Fifi

    MUST *pant, pant* LOOK *pant, pant* ANOREXIC *pant pant* AGAIN.

  12. Swearin

    “Okay Selma, just picture every agent you’ve had since Hellboy…aaaand go!”

  13. I wish I could be trained by Fred Armisen in gymrat drag.

  14. CranAppleSnapple

    She’s trying to seduce John Cleese.

  15. tlmck

    Trying to introduce a new Internet meme known as the anti Tebow.

  16. nick

    “UND, GOOSESTEP, GOOSESTEP, GOOSTEP, HEIL!”

  17. You gotta give it to the pap’s dedication in taking this one last picture before he crashed into the wall across the street.

  18. George P Burdell

    Training to take over the punting duties for the Washington Redskins.

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