Selma Blair with a personal trainer in Los Angeles. (February 29, 2012)
Just kick that biological clock away! Kick it aside! 1…2…3 kick!
Ummm, who’s gonna train the trainer?
I was just thinking “The trainer looks like shit.” Glad I’m not the only one who thought that.
What? All you can see is the trainer’s legs and they look great.
She looks like she has a great bod! And given that we know she’s a personal trainer, I’m sure she does.
Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach.
OK…but what about those who can’t teach?
Those who can’t teach teach gym.
This field goal is for you, Tom Brady!
“So I was the heel and I was supposed to go down but I was like F-dat and bam right in the nuts.”
It’s a new kind of training, when the trainer is dissatisfied with your efforts she whips that ball at your face.
Is there going to be a march past at the Breitbart funeral?
The newest exercise fad – power goosestepping.
“When you go for the kick in the nuts make it feel like you want your toes to go right up through his chest.”
“Fuck this!” – Nicole Eggert
MUST *pant, pant* LOOK *pant, pant* ANOREXIC *pant pant* AGAIN.
“Okay Selma, just picture every agent you’ve had since Hellboy…aaaand go!”
I wish I could be trained by Fred Armisen in gymrat drag.
She’s trying to seduce John Cleese.
Trying to introduce a new Internet meme known as the anti Tebow.
“UND, GOOSESTEP, GOOSESTEP, GOOSTEP, HEIL!”
You gotta give it to the pap’s dedication in taking this one last picture before he crashed into the wall across the street.
Training to take over the punting duties for the Washington Redskins.
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