1. Any Guy

    proving yet again you need neither talent NOR looks to make it in the ‘music industry’ today.

  2. NEOV

    aren’t we on her 6th minute yet?

  3. bonerspunk

    WTF?!?!?! I can’t fap to this????

  4. Rooster

    q-bert ftw

  5. Brit

    Strength is irrelevant. Resistance is futile. Negotiation is irrelevant. You will be assimilated. Freedom is irrelevant. Self-determination is irrelevant. We are The Borg

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    Is the timer on that thing rigged to explode in 15 minutes?

  7. they were warned not to let her have a Bedazzler.

  8. cc

    7 of 9 was way hotter.

  9. “If I put the pointed part into her skull, how long until she bleeds out…?” thus says the stylist

  10. pumpkin

    Baby Gaga strikes again

  11. El Jefe

    I hope they covered the rest of the face because anything is better than her natural face.

  12. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    ‘sTrue. She wouldn’t have another facet to her if you glued it to the side of her head.

  13. Staple it to your face or GTFO

  14. When did highway rumble strips become “hair accessories?”

  15. The Brown Streak

    Mr. Data, wha…what are you doing? Quit fapping!

  16. I thought she was fluff pop but apparently she’s a metalhead.

  17. Fifi

    *In French/Quebec accent: “Rene loves me the most when I’m wearing wax.”

  18. Do_Freebird

    We will assimilate you, but not her. She smells like ASS.

  19. Contusion

    The wax figure of Ke$ha, still under construction.

  20. I’ve got a great idea for a hair accessory for her… a vacuum bell jar.

  21. Bonky

    And I thought Britney was crazy.

  22. CranAppleSnapple

    I hope they never come off. That way when she’s old and senile she will think she was a time traveler. Or an alien. Or a cyborg.

  23. Does each square add an IQ point? Or a well written song? or antibiotics?

    Pretty sure it will be useless for her otherwise.

  24. Bigalkie

    Scuzzlebutt.. I’m sure of it. Check for the celery hands and the Patrick Duffy leg.

  25. tlmck

    Volunteers to stand behind her in the metal detector line? Anyone?

  26. George P Burdell

    Make-up! Stat!

  27. spartacus

    15:23….. 15:24…… 15:25…. she’s already over!

  28. Lambda

    I don’t know why but that thing reminds me of a Caramilk.

  29. Gimmicks don't trump talent

    The photo of Nicole Murphy was soothing and made me happy. Ke$ha makes me agitated and sad.

  30. white trash will always show through.

  31. Trailer Park Hero

    “to herself”

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