superficial

  1. dooood

    man… hoff ones really are the best.
    that’s a lucky girl there

  2. “Shhh Shh… I think that skinny guy is not gonna finish that burger… DRIVER STOP THE CAR!!!”

  3. A

    Man, those wax figures look super realistic…

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Okay, so who had “drunk” in the What Will The Hoff Appear To Be In His Next Pic contest?

    Oh wait, we all did.

  5. “Don’t worry Hoff, I’ll stare for both of us.”

  6. “Where to, Mr. Hasselhoff?”
    “hooorrrsssssssaaaaaaaa rasshafalal”

  7. fartbucket

    So which one is more messed up? Droopy face or crazy eyes?

  8. Jill_Ess

    Once the wax figures come out, that is all I see for the rest of the gallery.

  9. rantatonne

    In every other picture of David Hasselhoff, there is David Hasselhoff looking like he has no idea who David Hasselhoff is.

  10. EricLr

    Please help me, she’s…stealing….my….blood

  11. Minky Wail

    Ian Somerholder and Minka Kelly in 20 years.

  12. “No Grampa, it’s not the white light calling you home. It’s a camera flash.”

  13. Buddy the Elf

    “Hey d’ya think KFC is still open?”

  14. “Take us to where hamburgers come from.”

  15. Fifi

    Well, DUH … you’d get hot b*tches, too if you were The Knight Rider.

  16. The Brown Streak

    “Okay, we’re in the back seat. What are we supposed do now, KITT?”

  17. rospo

    Hasselosaurus Rex… seriously, taken right from Jurrasic Fart

  18. Do_Freebird

    I’m sorry, I thought that was the new David Hasselhoff figure at Madame Tussauds.

  19. Nurse. Nurse! Nuuuuuuursssse!!! Gimme more of my meds.

  20. The driver must be eating a burger

  21. Did he just puke? Or maybe he’s just getting ready to puke?

  22. journalschism

    New wax figures of David Hasselhoff and Low Self-Esteem at Madame Tussaud’s of London.

  23. Um… David…this isn’t KITT. You need to get in the front seat to drive.

  24. on

    Hu Yeah two asada tacos

  25. Steelerchick

    Zombieland

  26. bethy

    Madame Toussad is good.

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