superficial

  1. EricLr

    How can you tell the difference? Oh yeah, this one knows how to shut the fuck up.

  2. tlmck

    It just let out a queef.

  3. nick

    If we tried to burn it with fire, will it melt like the real Celine Dion?

  4. cc

    Get off my beach!!!

  5. Charlie Hodge

    Not Pictured: The Celine Dion Wax Figure.

  6. I like the idea of a tampon string wick in these wax statues.

  7. I look at this picture while rubbing my penis on a candle.

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    How many packs of cigarettes had to die to make that dress?

  9. Reminds me of those pictures where you see a horse rear up on it’s hind legs.

  10. Why didn’t they get the real Celine Dion to just stand there in place for a few months? It’s not like she’s got anything to do lately.

  11. El Jefe

    Wrong photo, the wax figure is over to the left.

  12. Not pictured: Kim Kardashian jumping up and down for the microphone

  13. The Brown Streak

    For the honor of Greyskull!

  14. So you’re saying it wasn’t laryngitis?

  15. Coffee

    i’d rather screw this one than the one that annoys me with her voice

    • Jannie

      Why dont you do us all a favor and go fuck your hole in the wall!
      You wouldn’t know a good voice if it hit you on your fat head!

  16. She’d be attractive with just a little bit of decapitation.

  17. Bigalkie

    Far more interesting than the real thing. Pure merde.

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