superficial

  1. I guess his kid held him to that “Lose the fro or I don’t go out with you in public” threat to heart…

  2. NEOV

    the kid is someday going to beat his father’s face in when he realizes his name is Bronx Mowgli

  3. Selfish celebrity. What’s wrong with a good old fashioned name like Pilot Inspektor?

  4. EricLr

    I once bought at Mowgli from an old man in Chinatown. When that fucker said not to feed that thing after midnight, he WAS NOT kidding.

  5. He’s got chills, they’re multiplyin’….

  6. El Jefe

    When your kid is taller than you are, it is time to stop carrying him around.

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Bronx Mowgli, because their friends had already taken Times Square Tranny

  8. Yo Jonny Boy…put that kid down and come rumble wit us!

  9. I don’t remember Grease ending this way…

  10. RobN

    Stay golden, Ponyboy, stay golden.

  11. The Brown Streak

    “Daddy, I found mommy’s pepper spray.”

  12. jeffiner

    that kid sure is ugly.

  13. Swearin

    With that name and that hair, this kid is going to be the sissiest cage fighter ever

  14. Liz

    It’s nice to know that parenthood is teaching this sissy little emo what true misery is.

  15. Guess it’s fitting that his son looks like a chick too.

  16. Bigalkie

    Son, you’re only three. In two more years, you can carry daddy around with you. BTW son, does this Fonzie look seem gay to you?

  17. He’s channeling John travolta!

  18. cc

    They cast him on the remake of The Outsiders?

  19. George P Burdell

    He is thinking, “I should have gotten a DNA test done.”

  20. spartacus

    Has no one uttered DOUCHE yet?

  21. Steelerchick

    Poor kid, never had a chance.

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