Jessica Alba at LAX. (February 29, 2012)
The anti Kardashian.
green is good
even asian chick is like, “where dat ass at?”
It’s mathematical. The distance between the thighs times the curvature of the ass = degree of hotness.
I propose that henceforward this be known as ‘Eric’s Theorem.’
It’s a good formula. But she looks weird here, because her legs are completely straight and separated. She’d look better if her legs were together so as to see the gap.
What happened to her ass? It looks like pippa. How disappointing and unsexy.
You remember when pictures of Jessica Alba gave you an erection? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Holy crap that’s funny.
2 kids and still looks like that, very nice.
The green green ass of home.
Not pictured: the scowl always present on her face.
Even her ass makes that stupid look on her face.
Admit it, Jess. You floated an air biscuit.
“I could go for some pistachio ice cream right now.”
It’s a double scoop of mint chocolate chip Yum.
Pants are ugly and way too tight.
That is not a good look.
This is just all degrees of wrong.
I owned those pants in 1984.
They had ankle zippers. :)
Takes strength to admit that.
That’s a yeast infection waiting to happen
Huh. I guess she really IS a leprechaun.
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