superficial

  1. Johnny P!

    Suddenly, a brief, lucid moment of realization about it all… and a faraway look of embarrassment and shame crept across her big, plastic noggin’.

  2. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I wouldn’t rate her chances of a cheezeburger

  3. it had to be said

    Someday a paleontologist is going to dig her up and be like WTF? Let’s bury her far from LA to really confuse them.

  4. Suddenly, Tina Louise doesn’t look so bad.

  5. Bag Lady is bitter someone took her shopping cart.

  6. Hatelosers

    oh no her eyes are starting to resemble the cat ladys

  7. JANE

    She’s starting to look exactly like Jocelyn Wildenstein, wow.

    • Meow

      Right!

      That’s what I was thinking. It’s strange how when women get plastic surgery they all start to resemble Jocelyn aka cat or lion lady. Very strange.

      • AnnaDraconida

        They’re all getting their skin pulled tight like crazy. They’d look much better if they just aged normally.

      • yayme

        I wonder how uncomfortable it must be to have a face pulled so tight. Why do these women view their faces like an item and not what it really is THEIR FACE.
        Whatever happened to self love?
        I would never to that to myself and I thank Jocelyn and Janet for this.

    • Misana

      TOOK THE WORDS OUT MY MOUTH.

  8. Polly Pincer

    Her inner voice is always screaming “I’m better than Lohan”

  9. Ever see a pair of tits in beast mode?

  10. The Brown Streak

    Little did she know, Los Angeles ordinances did not allow her to build the gingerbread house she always dreamed of.

  11. RHawk

    If she did not dye her hair, she would look disturbingly like Kahn in Star Trek 2.

  12. cc

    She’s going to be a witch next Hallowe’en…guarantee it.

  13. cutthecrap

    creepy cross between J-Wow and Terri Hatcher…. thx now I’ll never get to sleep!

  14. Her mirror just told her that the drunk girl passed out across the street is the fairest of them all within a 50 foot radius.

  15. That’s the woman who taught Madonna everything she knows.

  16. You can bet that none of the surgeons that worked on her are featuring her as a shining example of their skills.

  17. journalschism

    It’s koitins, see…Koitins! M’yeah!

  18. Bonky

    Rosie Huntington-Whiteley age 40

  19. KC

    Aw, Teri Hatcher has gone to the dark side.

  20. EricLr

    She’s thinking of sending her flying monkeys after Dorothy.

  21. The Winchester

    I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

  22. Nooken

    Bring me a heart… I don’t care where you get it… momma has to eat.

  23. squishy

    She’s still alive…embalmed maybe?

  24. Sliver

    It’s….alive???

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