superficial

  1. I guess one can never be too overdressed for a night out eating gumbo.

  2. it had to be said

    “I don’t know dad. Did we really have to do that to get beads? They sell them in stores, I think.”

  3. “Daddy…we don’t WANT to see their tits.”

  4. Do_Freebird

    You little bastards are going to have FUN if I have to BEAT it into you.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    The boy’s reaction upon being told he would have to pull up his shirt for beads instead of his little sister.

  6. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    “Keep your hands where I can see them and act like you’re having a good time or I swear to fucking Christ you’ll never see Mr. Pickles alive again.”

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Awww I thought it was tits… ‘Show us your kids’. That explains a lot.

  8. “Daddy, why is Joe Francis following us with a camera?”

  9. The Brown Streak

    “Daddy, I gave most of my beads to that Skarsgard guy. He was funny. He had drool.”

  10. uncle denial

    “You behave or Ruffalo SMASH!!”

  11. Brit

    Mark Ruffalo, with Justin Beiber and Justin Beiber’s little sister

  12. cp3

    Nothing says “Father of the Year” like walking your kids through Mardi Gras strung with beads.

  13. cutthecrap

    it seems as if he’s just looking for the props dept. to dump these kids. Daddy is dressed to party.

  14. Slippinx12

    Chris Hansen would like everyone who gave that girl beads to have a seat right over there

  15. GuyLeDouche

    It must be “bring your local serial killer to school” day in New Orleans.

  16. I am actually really surprised that no one else commented on Mark’s hotness yet. I thought that someone would surely have written “DILF!!!!” or something else like that by now. Okay, I just did it.

  17. capitanne

    Mark’s son and Cindy Crawford’s daughter, in 20 years. Hot couple alert.

  18. BenDoverman

    C’mon kids, help daddy look for work .

  19. EricLr

    Did I tell you kids about that time I auditioned for Reservoir Dogs?

    Yes, dad, you’ve told us a hundred times.

    Well, I’m going to tell you AGAIN!!

  20. Bigalkie

    Yes Children.. Those are very nice beads but you’re not supposed to flash strangers!

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