Why does this guy keep getting laid?
Americans are facinated with latin men. Latin men and one confused canadian boy.
Because fame whores are dumb enough to believe him when he tells them he can get them a part.
Strange. She isn’t ugly. Has she never seen his work?
Sure she has. This morning, her mommy put on a Handy Manny DVD.
The douchebag alarm is ringing.
“Why yes, I *can* count to hamburger”
“Lissen… just take these $50 and go home… I don’t pay you for sex.. I pay you to leave…”
You have to give Wilmer credit. He gets A gradetail in NY City without the lure of Yankee memorabilia.
He puts a Season 1 DVD of That 70s Show in every cab seat.
The white van is in the shop. This will have to do for now.
I HOPE that’s all he is getting.
“Hmm, so that’s what your ass feels like, huh? It’s okay, but not enough razor scars. The last girl I was with, well, that was sorta her thing…and I dug it”
Judging by the look on his face, sex with a woman his age just does not work for him.
“My apologies I thought those were cuts on your wrists. Carry on.”
He’s holding the hand of that woman’s daughter who he’s actually dating/interested in/grooming – delete as applicable
He’s…the most interesting has been in the world.
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