superficial

  1. Why does this guy keep getting laid?

  2. it had to be said

    Strange. She isn’t ugly. Has she never seen his work?

  3. Cock Dr

    The douchebag alarm is ringing.

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “Why yes, I *can* count to hamburger”

  5. “Lissen… just take these $50 and go home… I don’t pay you for sex.. I pay you to leave…”

  6. You have to give Wilmer credit. He gets A gradetail in NY City without the lure of Yankee memorabilia.

  7. The Brown Streak

    The white van is in the shop. This will have to do for now.

  8. cc

    I HOPE that’s all he is getting.

  9. yayme

    shes purdy

  10. Swearin

    “Hmm, so that’s what your ass feels like, huh? It’s okay, but not enough razor scars. The last girl I was with, well, that was sorta her thing…and I dug it”

  11. tlmck

    Judging by the look on his face, sex with a woman his age just does not work for him.

  12. “My apologies I thought those were cuts on your wrists. Carry on.”

  13. arnieblackblack

    He’s holding the hand of that woman’s daughter who he’s actually dating/interested in/grooming – delete as applicable

  14. He’s…the most interesting has been in the world.

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