superficial

  1. it had to be said

    1974 called. They’re sick of you too.

  2. MRF

    David Spade showing the paps how you score all that sweet playboy poontang.

  3. 40-something years old and he finally got his first pube. Good for you, little fella.

  4. pretty vacant

    the rookie paps always get the shit end of the daily celeb stick to follow.

  5. BP

    ONE OF THE NICEST/FUNNIEST GUYS YOU WILL EVER MEET!
    HUNG OUT WITH HIM AT BOA IN W. HOLLYWOOD!

  6. And David Spade becomes the latest victim of identity theft in 3…2…1…

  7. bigalkie

    ” That’s right. I’m baffled too. I am not masculine, I’m ugly as shit, I’m a total wimp and I’m unfunny, yet, I still fuck beautiful women all the time “.

  8. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    He must hate going to the airport. What seems like miles of glass in which to see a reflection of some douche you just can’t help but make a snarky comment about, only to realize time and time again that’s it’s just you.

  9. He looks like my Uncle Henry.

  10. Chowda

    Brad Pitt looks better with Sunglasses

  11. The Brown Streak

    This jackass looks exactly like David Spade. What idiot would want to do that?

  12. boing

    Kelly Ripa is not aging well…

  13. tlmck

    You too can have a career if you are buddies with Adam Sandler.

  14. Contusion

    Macauley Culkin is everywhere today.

  15. Nobody

    Sunglasses $450
    Blow-out $190
    Plaid shirt $1

    Sharting right before take off? Priceless.

  16. EricLr

    You have to admire a guy who banged Laura Flynn Boyle back long before she went crazy and started collecting her own feces as an offering to the aliens.

  17. catapostrophe

    It appears as though he’s simply waiting for his bags or his car or some such mundane thing, but the whole time, unbeknownst to anyone around him, he’s honing new OJ Simpson trial jokes in his head.

  18. chisom.obi

    “Look, kids, a falling star!”

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