So glad to see Jim’s finally found true happiness with ‘Mangela’ from the mail-order-bride catalogue. *sigh!*
What’s the Russian word for “big fucking forehead?”
OH LOOK, JIM CARREY IS FILMING A SCENE FROM HIS NEW MOVIE “PLANET OF THE APES COME TO MANHATTAN”
She should sell advertising space on that fivehead.
Meanwhile, the big news is that Turtle is a door man now.
In Soviet Union, Mask wears YOU!
I hope Jim’s sunglasses are tinted on both sides.
Jim is looking at the world through “fucking crazy bitch be gone” colored glasses…cut him a break.
Door man thinking: Don’t look back or I’ll turn to stone… Don’t look back… Is she still there?
How come Elton John is carrying Jim’s luggage?
Oh…. NOW I know what he meant when he said he wanted to skullfuck Emma Stone.
Anastasia’s got the face of a woman sick of being told he’s going to “Putin it in” her in a bad faux-Russian accent.
So Jim’s in love with Garfunkel.
Her forehead has SEXY tattooed all over it. In invisible ink.
She’s going to get all that money.
The Vodka and Marlboro diet she’s been on since she was 13 is working.
Helen Hunt had to pretend to be a Russian mail order bride just to find someone to like her.
I’m glad Phillip Seymour Hoffman decided to wear a rape whistle. Jim’s obviously making some very questionable choices lately and he’s making that face again.
Yeah dude, we don’t get it either.
Bathtub vodka is a hell of a drug.
He went from Jenny to THAT?!
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