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  1. Johnny P!

    So glad to see Jim’s finally found true happiness with ‘Mangela’ from the mail-order-bride catalogue. *sigh!*

  2. What’s the Russian word for “big fucking forehead?”

  3. BP

    OH LOOK, JIM CARREY IS FILMING A SCENE FROM HIS NEW MOVIE “PLANET OF THE APES COME TO MANHATTAN”

  4. Cock Dr

    She should sell advertising space on that fivehead.

  5. it had to be said

    Meanwhile, the big news is that Turtle is a door man now.

  6. MILF

    In Soviet Union, Mask wears YOU!

  7. Adam

    I hope Jim’s sunglasses are tinted on both sides.

  8. Door man thinking: Don’t look back or I’ll turn to stone… Don’t look back… Is she still there?

  9. Frank Burns

    How come Elton John is carrying Jim’s luggage?

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    Oh…. NOW I know what he meant when he said he wanted to skullfuck Emma Stone.

  11. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Anastasia’s got the face of a woman sick of being told he’s going to “Putin it in” her in a bad faux-Russian accent.

  12. So Jim’s in love with Garfunkel.

  13. AnnaDraconida

    Her forehead has SEXY tattooed all over it. In invisible ink.

  14. He's so dumb

    She’s going to get all that money.

  15. cc

    The Vodka and Marlboro diet she’s been on since she was 13 is working.

  16. The Brown Streak

    Helen Hunt had to pretend to be a Russian mail order bride just to find someone to like her.

  17. uncle denial

    I’m glad Phillip Seymour Hoffman decided to wear a rape whistle. Jim’s obviously making some very questionable choices lately and he’s making that face again.

  18. Clown Shoes

    Yeah dude, we don’t get it either.

  19. Bathtub vodka is a hell of a drug.

  20. Nik

    He went from Jenny to THAT?!

  21. tlmck

    Jim obviously does not get the concept of midlife crisis.

  22. Contusion

    Good to see Mike Myers working again.

  23. GuyLeDouche

    Because this woked SO well for Mel Gibson.

  24. GuyLeDouche

    Because this worked SO well for Mel Gibson

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